18 February 2021

Then someone started screaming, "Turn up the strobe"

Thursday music corner
The KLF (featuring Tammy Wynette) - Justified & Ancient (Stand By The JAMs)

A UK hit single from 1991 featuring a country stalwart and a deeply inscrutable lyric (the JAM in the parenthetical subtitle stands for the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, obviously). The vibe is both highly infectious contemporary pop and deeply satirical nonsense, with lyrics implicitly ridiculing the meaninglessness of the medium. The song reached no.2 in both the UK charts and the US dance charts, no.11 on the Billboard Top 100, and no.1 in 18 countries (including NZ for a week in March 1992).

The KLF's Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond famously burned a million pounds of their pop earnings in a small hut on the Scottish isle of Jura, which was later the subject for the 1995 performance art film, The K Foundation Burn a Million Quid, the title of which was fairly self-descriptive. Julian Cope later pointed out that it's all well and good making an artistic statement, but at the time they still owed him money.

17 February 2021

The Dream Factory of old Hollywood

David Niven gives his impressions of the bustling movie factories of Hollywood at the time of his arrival in California as a would-be actor in 1934:

'Eddie Lowe taught me much about Hollywood in the weeks to come. He tried valiantly but unsuccessfully to arouse the interest of his producer friends in my stagnant career and personally gave me a conducted tour of one Dream Factory in which he worked. He drove me around the cosily-named Back Lot, a two-hundred-acre spread, upon which stood the permanent sets, including New York streets (some smart, some brown stone), New England, French, and Spanish villages, medieval castles, a railroad station complete with rolling stock. Lakes with wave-making machines and rustic bridges, a university campus, an airliner, a section of jungle and another of pine forest, a Mississippi steamboat, a three-masted schooner, native canoes, submarine, a stretch of desert with ruined fort and in case anything was missing, several acres of carefully dismantled, dock and stored, streets, villages, cathedrals, mud huts, dance hall skating rinks, ball parks, theatres, vineyards, slums, south plantations, and oriental palaces. Lowe also took me to the Studio's Western ranch; several hundred acres of rolling hill the San Fernando Valley upon which stood the permanent townships and Indian habitations. 

Huge tracts of make believe were necessary to Hollywood because air travel was in its infancy and if, for instance, a film was set in Venice, canals, churches, palazzi, gondolas and bridges would soon be conjured up locally. Small wonder then, that Gone With The Wind was filmed in Culver City, Mutiny on the Bounty just off Catalina Island, The Charge of the Light Brigade in the San Fernando Valley, The Hunchback of Notre Dame adjacent to Vine Street, The Ten Commandments behind the Western Costume Company, The Adventures of Marco Polo a hundred yards from the city gasometer, and Scrooge's breath in A Christmas Carol imaginatively photographed in a vast refrigerator near the Ambassador Hotel

Under Eddie Lowe's sponsorship I spent days wandering about the Back Lot, and also the main studio at the heart of the Dream Factory where for some reason the buildings, car park and streets were uniformly white or pale yellow thus extracting the maximum amount of glare from the cloudless California sky, and where the whole place resembled a mixture of the business district of a thriving small town and the maintenance area of a busy airport. Twenty or thirty towering, hangar-like, sound stages clustered together, dominated the centre, surrounded by the Fire Department, the generator turbines, the electrical grid, the transportation, construction, carpenter and plasterer departments, camera and electrical stores, wardrobe departments, legal departments, acres of dismantled 'sets' and furniture repositories, 'tailoring' and 'dressmaking' shops and ever widening circles of photographic studios, painters' stores, cutting rooms, make-up, hairdressing and sound departments, projection rooms and theatres, rehearsal halls, orchestra recording theatres, accommodation for set designers and set dressers, the story department, accounting offices, publicity offices, casting offices, fan-mail departments, greenhouses, restaurants, a hospital, a gymnasium and a shoe-shine parlour'

- David Niven, Bring on the Empty Horses, London, 1975, p.5-7 (paragraph breaks inserted for convenience)

02 February 2021

Gardens Magic: Supertonic

A Sunday night performance of Elton John songs in the Botanical Gardens, Wellington, by the local amateur choir Supertonic, attended by a strong crowd of capital dwellers to celebrate Mr Dwight's music and the glorious summer evening weather.