Essential apparel for Lady Inebriates

Witness the stylistic majesty that is the female liquid refreshment reservoir brassiere, otherwise known - rather winningly - as the Wine Rack (as featured on the Now Show on Friday). Note for metric drinkers: 25 fluid ounces is nearly a whole 750ml bottle of vino, so it would definitely get you through a weekend visit to your teetotal relatives. Also, I suppose it's not 100 percent gender-specific. You could wear it if you were a fuller-figured gentleman too. Witness this sample product review quote on Amazon: 'I grew man breasts just to try this product. I could not be happier but I do have to keep reminding my friends that "my eyes are up here"'.

(Poorly Photoshopped image via Amazon)