The joys of youth hostelling

'An English backpacker in her mid-20s returned to the dormitory at 2am and started having a loud and drunk Skype phone call, he said. Wellington's Lodge in the City where an assault allegedly took place in one of the dorm rooms. Another backpacker in the room objected to the loud call but the English woman allegedly "started smashing her" and tried to hit others in the room, Aroara said. The English woman's boyfriend was also in the room but was too drunk to get out of bed to intervene.'

- Tom Hunt, 'Woman allegedly bashes woman in Wellington backpackers after loud Skype call', Dominion Post, 24 August 2015

[Aren't subeditors meant to think up catchy titles for articles like this?  Like 'Dorm form spawns storm' or something?]